Reliable Comics’ Laugh Menu

1. “He was attacked by forty of his peers; his life was soundly extinguished.”

2. In spite of his condition he straightened himself and strolled home.

“I have astounded them!”

3. “He clung to his table, held tight to his hat. These were contractually denied his estate.”

“Screw you!”

4. His act disappeared, finally. He hoped to see his mother on the “other side.”