Reliable Comics’ Laugh Menu

1. “Say, Penny, y’know that black spot on the palm of my hand? Well, last nite it bubbled up and began to itch.”

“No.”

2. “I’m not sure where it ever came from — it must’ve showed up in junior high; I don’t remember it from when I was real little…”

3. “That means it’s been there at least twenty years and only bothered me yesterday.”

4. “One time I tried to dig it out with a needle and a razor blade, but I never found anything.”